Part the Fifth

( Harry joins the Fellowship and calls the hobbits “dead weight.” )

Part the Fourth

( The only good thing that might have come out of this scene is that the fic “Celebrian” never would’ve been written. )

( Harry joins the Fellowship and calls the hobbits “dead weight.” )

Part the Third

( I really, really hate Enebaiel. )

( The only good thing that might have come out of this scene is that the fic “Celebrían” never would’ve been written. )

( Harry joins the Fellowship and calls the hobbits “dead weight.” )

Part the Second

( Harry wakes up, meets Elrond, and plagiarizes Tolkien. )

( I really, really hate Enebaiel. )

( The only good thing that might have come out of this scene is that the fic “Celebrían” never would’ve been written. )

( Harry joins the Fellowship and calls the hobbits “dead weight.” )